WEEK 11 Plus Final Results
November 20th, 2009WEEK 11
The Guest Picker Update: For the second straight week, we are reminded that the object of the game is just to be better than your opponent. Don Sweeting took down Guy Boyle -10 to -50 last week. Don claims we haven’t seen his best yet, but he is already planning his Thanksgiving holiday without retaining his GP title. Why is that? Well, he knows we’re bringing out a first team GP as his competition this week. We welcome John Beckert - noted printer, board member, Salesmanship Club member, and general all-around great guy. John and his Pittsburgh Steelers must try to right the ship after last week’s Bengals loss. Will he (and his team) be able to flip the switch back on this week. What does Don have in store for John, and does he dare pick against Cassidy’s Cows a second straight week? We’ll see - and good luck gentlemen.
This Week’s Headlines: How the Mighty have Fallen. The Savants would rather not talk about last week’s combined -130 in picks. As Cassidy’s MO ran away from him, it apparently took the rest of the Savants MO with it. Cassidy continued his downward spiral as the Broncos lost to the Redskins - that’s right, the Redskins. The Goracle is squarely in the never trust the Cows again camp. Rand is wondering how his picking prowess has gone down just as his team, the Titans, have started winning. And, Tom continues to just shake his head and mutter, I’m losing to these guys. Who’ll be the first to find their MO and take charge of this competition?
Week 10
Dick +100 -50 = +50
Tom 0 -30 = -30
Rand +20 -30 = -10
The Goreacle -100 +50 = -50
This Week’s Guest Pickers
John Beckert -50 versus Don Sweeting +10
This week’s picks
Dick: $50 on Cincy -9.5. Dick has crowned the Bengals as for real after their second win this season over the Steelers. Does no Cedric Benson bother him? No - it’s the Raiders. Does benching JaMarcus bother him? A little. It is worth noting that he didn’t pick against the Redskins for the 2nd straight week. XXX Cassidy learns the lesson Frank learned earlier this year - deep down, they’re still the Bungals.
Tom: $10 on New York Football Giants - 6.5. Tom thinks the Turner-less Falcons are just what the Giants need to turn their season around. Perhaps a secondary and running game would help them more. XXX Following a trend for Tom’s day, a certain winner after 3 quarters has the winning team barely holding on, but definitely not covering.
$10 on Dallas -11. Tom shines up the crystal ball and sees the two-week offensive swoon by the Cows will all be forgotten after they play the Redskins. But, Sherm’s bingo boys are off a 27 point week - watch out. XXX This just in, the Cows’ offense really is bad.
$10 on Tennessee +4.5. Tom believes in VY and the reinvigorated Titans. Of course, Andre Johnson also believes that the Titans were put in the league to help him gain All-Pro status. +++ The Greatness of VY is confirmed - 10-0 and the playoffs next?
$10 on Oakland/Cincy Under 36. Tom thinks Cincy will play it close to the vest and the new Rahdah QB won’t score any points for the Bengals - thus, an under pick looks good. XXX Sitting pretty with 1 minute to go in the game and the total at 27 just to see the Bungals kiss this one goodbye.
$10 on Green Bay -6.5. Tom buys into the Packer bandwagon after they take down the mighty Cows - or at least he doesn’t like the 49ers on the road against them. XXX The Packers big lead evaporates to 6 at the end. That is correct, half a point below the cover.
Rand: $10 on Arizona -9. Rand jumps on the Kurt Warner bandwagon this week. Of course, Arizona on the road has been solid gold this year. XXX Kurt Warner leaving stopped the Cardinal offense, and thus the cover.
$10 on New England -10.5. Rand goes with Tom’s Patriots for the second straight week - a trend seems to be developing here. Of course the fact that the Jets stink does help. +++ Perhaps Belichick thought this week was worth two wins. At least that’s what it looked like as he poured it on the Jets.
$10 on Pittsburgh -10. Rand attempts to get on the new GP’s right side by picking John’s Steelers. Will Big Ben decide to win by more than 3 for a change? XXX The Steelers lose to the Chiefs on John Beckert week. That is one bad omen.
$10 on New Orleans/Tampa Over 51. Rand likes the collision of a couple of over teams in this one. Of course anytime you can get New Orleans around 50 - they might score that themselves. XXX Tampa stays out of the scoring keeping the total under.
$10 on Detroit/Cleveland Under 38.5. Rand once again places his faith in the truly incompetent Lions and Browns. Isn’t there some physics theorum about what happens when two immovable offensive objects meet two highly moveable defensive objects? XXX As the first quarter hit 34, this miss was inevitiable.
Frank: $50 on Philly -3. Two weeks removed from the Eagles letting Frank down against the Cows, Frank jumps right back on that horse with Philly against Chicago. The Bears do stink, and they’re led by the next Jeff George aka Jay Cutler, so Frank may be headed back to the win column. +++ Frank saves the Savants this week by nailing the Eagles pick. I think we know who rediscovered their MO.
This Week’s Guest Prognosticators - John Beckert and Don Sweeting
John: $50 on Pittsburgh/KC Under 40. John sees the league’s #2 defense moving into the top spot after this game. As long as Pittsburgh stays under 35, this looks good. XXX Let’s see where to start. Steelers lost. Steelers gave up another kickoff return. Steelers couldn’t stop the Chiefs with the game on the line. Other than that, things are fine.
Don: $20 on Oakland +9.5. Don and Dick take opposite sides of this one. Will Don’s old favorite team do him right, or will Cassidy shake his cold streak and take down Don’s Rahdahs? +++ Don showing he is here to stay with a bold underdog pick that turns out to be an outright winner.
$10 on Washington +11. Did Don forget that the Redskins are playing the almighty Cows this weekend? Two straight weeks he goes against Cassidy’s Cows - what does he think he’s doing - winning? +++ Don is making a living picking opposite Dick’s Cows. Only Redskin ineptitude kept this from a second straight dog outright win.
$10 on Chicago +3. Don goes opposite Frank on this one. Now did Don make the pick because he knew Frank would take the Eagles, or is because Don’s son likes the Eagles? XXX Don goes down with the Cutler Bears - but I bet his son is happy about this one.
$10 on Pittsburgh -10. Not only does a Savant try to get on John’s good side, John’s GP competitor does the same thing. Will John pay for not showing the same amount of confidence as Rand and Don? XXX So much for being nice to the GP competition. But, it didn’t really matter this week.
Note: The Sports Savants do not gamble with real money and do not endorse, recommend or promote doing so. The dollar figures above are in “pretend” money, as a way of measuring our success in the game. Not only is gambling illegal in many jurisdictions, it is also pretty dumb. In the end, the house always wins. That’s why the house has gold plated ceilings, dancing girls, magic shows and enormous fountains out front.
*Unlike last year, the guests will compete against each other. The winner between the guest pickers each week will continue to pick the next week. If they win that week, they keep going. There is one asterisk to that sentence - we are attorneys you know - if a guest picker buys lunch for the Savants at the regular pick’em lunch, they will continue to the next week whether they beat the new guest picker or not.
** Perhaps the Savants have been spending a bit too much time concerning themselves with country club law, private clubs and resorts law, membership law, and related hospitality law matters.
Last Week’s Guest Picker’s Results
Don Sweeting -10 over Guy Boyle -50
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